the_snowmachine · 48

Welcome to the crappy planet where I'm a folk hero! A friendly request: It has been brought to my attention that someone has been violating the terms of this room and recording and re-sharing some of my broadcasts. In addition someone has linked my personal contact information (phone number, address, name) to those illegal downloads. If you find this information and feel compelled to call or visit me unannounced, please don't. Instead, report whoever is sharing those details to the proper authorities. I would like to press charges. Thank you. Let me cover some basic information that I am often asked in open chat. Yes, I'm married. My wife does know I'm here, and she is most likely next to me in bed. That's probably her hand or hair or mouth. If you're a sexy beautiful woman we'd probably be interested in hearing from you. If your local and interested, even more so. I'm straight. This means that penises, in all their wonderful variation, do not sexually excite me or otherwise interest me. You know, except my own. I'm rather fond of that one. I'm not here to perform for you, I am here for my own enjoyment and amusement. Some requests may be honored, some will not. Excessive requests will be silenced, offensive requests will be banned. So please do not shout at the monkey to dance. Do you know what else turns me off like a light switch? Running commentary. I don't need you to describe what my cam looks like to me. Rarely does something happen in frame that I don't know about before you do. Two things that will get you automatically banned from my room without warning: questioning my sexuality and feminizing my body. Neither are in question, neither will be tolerated. I am curious about meeting and playing with a woman on cam. Let me know if you're interested. Splitting time between Illinois and Minnesota All Rights Reserved. No part of these broadcasts or any of their contents may be reproduced, copied, modified or adapted, without the prior written consent of the copyright holder. Thanks for stopping by, TSM p.s. I'm five feet eleven and one half inch tall.